They are always happy to see me and always greet me with a sloppy kiss
They live here. You are visiting
To you they are animals, to me they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, furry, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly
If you don’t want hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture……
that’s why they call it ‘fur-niture’
Remember they are better than kids, they: eat less, don’t ask for money all the time, are easier to train, come when called, don’t smoke or drink, never ask to drive the car, don’t want to wear your clothes,
don’t need a gazillion dollars for college
…..and if they get pregnant you can sell their children!